Wednesday, May 12, 2004
I didn't think so.
But I bet you do wish you could drive the Weinermobile for a day.
You do, don't you?
Yeah, you and a whole lot of other people. Get in line.
The folks at Oscar Meyer aren't just going to give anyone the Weinermobile to do anything they want with it. Nope. They've got all kinds of rules. Like no smoking in the Weinermobile. No altering the Weinermobile. Only four people in the Weinermobile at a time. They want you to sell them some sappy charity case in 50 words or less.
"So, from fun with your family to helping the community – be creative and your wish with the Wienermobile™ could be granted!"
What kind of fun is that!
Driving around filling our nation's already obese children with hot dogs doesn't sound like goodwill to me. It sounds like Kraft is just getting desperate American attention-starved saps to do their marketing for them.
