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Thursday, October 28, 2004

A few of my favorites from the bizarre/weird pick up-lines list.

Your fat ripples speak to me. They say, "Me likey!"

My cat scratched me good this morning.

They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.

Wonderful day for an exorcism, don't you think?

What color's your Prozac?

I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance.


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