Friday, May 20, 2005
This is the most entertaining email I may have received all year (discounting hate mail of course).
I've been meaning to write a poem based on but just haven't gotten around to it yet. Maybe this will remind me to do so one day when I can't concentrate on what I really should be doing at the time.
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 02:04:32 +0200
From: "j Crowley Corporation"
Subject: Four beautiful matches
4 unfaithful wives have been matched for you in your area:
1: Courtney, 129 lbs, 5'8, 36c, 5 miles away, available most nights (husba=
nd works midnights)
2: Jasmine, 133 lbs, 5'5, 36d, 14 miles away, available April 9-13
3: Alyssa, 136 lbs, 5'8, 34b, 7 miles away, available APR 11-15
4: Hannah, 121 lbs, 5'8, 36c, 25 miles away, available most week nights ( =looking for side-fling)
All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam's are=available for all 4.
