Subverse Aphrodesia

His boycott of the new Dukes of Hazzard film is without a doubt going to damage at the box office!!! HAHAHAHAHA!.

I'm not sure why I find this story so amusing. Maybe it's quotes like this one:
"Basically, they trashed our show," (actor Ben "aka" Cooter) Jones told the Associated Press about the upcoming Warner Brothers movie, scheduled for release in August.
"It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking I Love Lucy and making her a crackhead or something."

And who knew Cooter (well, Ben Jones anyway) was a Georgia congressman?